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26-year-old Sarah Barnes’s alleged response to allegedly burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world—a 3,500-year-old, 118-foot-tall bald cypress—while (allegedly) on meth. Barnes is allegedly from Florida.

Reminds me of this Radiolab story.

I’m allegedly glad that things only allegedly happen.  I wonder if the author has allegedly used declarative sentences to allegedly declare what allegedly happened.

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    oops.
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    neither can I….
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    woooow
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    Well I want to die. That Tina…
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    Another model citizen doing our state proud.
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    fuck did i just read NO WHY DID YOU BURN DOWN AN INCREDIBLY OLD TREE WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
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    26-year-old Sarah Barnes’s alleged response to allegedly burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world—a...
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    Can we now drag her through the streets and pelt her with rocks? Please… smh
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    She burned it down because she was smoking meth. What an idiot.
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    for a second i thought this WAS the story! but that poor guy was completely sober and cut down THE OLDEST tree EVER....
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    Lindsey! Drug addict mocking tone aside, this is relevant to your tree-coring-park-ranger story.
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